Overheard in a diner, now gone, on Court Street in Brooklyn, NY, a few years ago. There are two servers chatting by the counter, young women in their mid-twenties, one dark-haired, and one blond with an Eastern European accent.
Server # 1 (blond): So, I met my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend last night at the bar, it was fun.
Server #2 (dark hair): Oh yea? I thought you hated him.
#1: No, that’s all over. I forgive him. It’s normal. It was fun, I like his new girlfriend. We danced late.
#2: Nice. Did you go home with them?
#1: Yea.
#2: Did you have sex with them?
#1: No. I was too tired. I just watched.
#2: Oh, nice.